William Pilch Bio

I WANTED TO BE A TAP DANCER
WHEN I WAS FIVE

I WANTED TO BE A PITCHER WHEN I WAS EIGHT
BUT ACCIDENTLY SAID I WOULD BE THE
CATCHER CAUSE I WASN'T SURE WHAT THE
DIFFERENCE WAS.

BUT I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING HIT WITH THE
BALL AND BAT AND CLOSED MY EYES EVERY
TIME THE PITCHER THREW THE BALL AT ME.
I RARELY CAUGHT THE BALL.

MY DAD WOULDN'T LET ME,
CAUSE NO SON OF HIS WAS
GOING TO BE A G....DAMN ...
SISSY

SO I TRIED SPORTS