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| The Goose |
| His laugh was contagious and his charm amusing. The girls went Ga Ga over David. I guess this poem will describe Dave the best. An exert from the book "The Three Onion Rings" |
Just then the Hekan heard a goose cackling and caulking at a duck in the grass. He went up to the goose and asked him, "What is a laugh Mr. Goose?". |
| Laughs are Jeannines and Sues and Libby,s and Karens and Carols. They're Tammy''s and Crisses and Patty's and Rhondas and Sharons. They are Brenda's and Debra's and Candy's and they're Crystals and Janets and Sandys" |
| "Not really" he grinned. " A laugh is.... is...is... is.." The goose gave the Hekan a goose and cackled and giggled and passed gas and pulled out a gun. |
Dave By Jon Cox
| "Let me think there, " he said. "laughs are a goose or a pick-up truck. They are a keg of beer or a night with a cheer. They're a fish with a hot dog, a spider bite on the ear or a campfire log. |
| "Seriously," he said, "laughs are on the hill. Laughs can kill!" He said then farted and fired and flames blew from the gun. "Laughs are fun!". He smiled and smelled and said. |
The Goose Chaser
Art by William Pilch
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